A little something about "priceless" shoes...

This past weekend someone asked me to help them jump start a funny speech about opening a shoe store.  Now I don't think of myself as a comedian by any means.  However, I have been known to be quick witted so I thought I'd have a go at it.

Over the years people have sent me a collection of funny photos to include funny shoes.  I decided to look them up to see if I could get a little inspiration.

Can you picture the bubble over my head?  As I open my closet to the wide array of "unusual" shoes...  Well, I just couldn't help but chuckle.

  

I can wear these on green day...

... no, maybe these would be more appropriate for green day!

I'll definitely wear these down in Florida when I go across alligator alley.

I can wear these on that special night out, with a long black evening gown while standing next to a 6' something gent.  Perhaps I can wear these when I feel like a little therapy to get over my fears.

 

I'd wear these on my gym days or if Ronald McDonald needed a day off.

hmmm... another green day option perhaps or maybe a day out at the beach?!?

These are good for a day at the office with the added advantage of not worrying about a broken heel.

These next two are a tie for the #1 spot in my closet....I think they speak for themselves.  Priceless!